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'Do Not Read' Sign

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'Do Not Read' Sign thanks to Mike King

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The post of honour is a private station. - Joseph Addison

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Those who dare, do; those who dare not, do not. - Unknown

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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