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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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