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Drink Refill

Tracking down the source of the floatie in my drink

Drink Refill thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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