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Drink Refill

Tracking down the source of the floatie in my drink

Drink Refill thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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