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Drink Refill

Tracking down the source of the floatie in my drink

Drink Refill thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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