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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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