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Dwarf Plane Pull thanks to Gregg Steele

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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