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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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