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Endangered Maui Monkeys

Why monkeys are rare in Hawaii

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Two Hawaaian natives making a brass of themselves

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

Primates used in Maui brassrooms

Endangered Maui Monkeys thanks to joe-kster

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The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. - Merry Browne

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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