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Escherlator

The Joe-kster sliding down Escher's escalator of life

Escherlator thanks to Mel Hardman

Mind the stairs - Escherlier or Escherlator!

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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