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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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