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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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