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Exit Door

Trying to find a way out of the room?

Exit Door thanks to Mike King

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Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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