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Family Christmas Card

When your presence is the best Christmas present

Family Christmas Card thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wrapping up a good year at home

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter