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Fat Monkey Sculpture

Monkey down! Designed by Dutch artist Florentjin Hofman

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

Fat Monkey Sculpture thanks to Dave Loewen

To publicize its October 2010 conference in São Paulo, Brazil, Pixelshow had local students construct a sleeping monkey from 10,000 of Brazil's most iconic shoe - the chinela (flip flop), used to simulate pixels.

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso


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