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If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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