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Fish Eyes thanks to Cherei McCarter

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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