#1 humor site on the 'net

Fish Eyes

Texas fish adapt to global warming

Fish Eyes thanks to Cherei McCarter

Large mouth bass with large eye vision

QuotaBills
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


Matching Receipt

Graffiti Removing Graffiti

How To Make Holy Water

Anti-Theft Car Device

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Can You See It?

Bird Chocolate

Keyboard Seating

Griller Bees

Dock Giraffe

My Mom's The Best

Morse Code Portrait Illusion

Guarded Nights

Redneck Hummer

THIRTEEN

Sea Girl

Lord Of The Fries

Wannabe Mini

Fish Bowl Cleaner

Marital Rating Chart - Husband

Advantage of an Extra Long Straw

Squirrel Gymnast

Economic Stimulation

Financial Meltdown