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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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