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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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