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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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