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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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