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Revenge of the bull

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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