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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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