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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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