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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards


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