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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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