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Front To Side View

Which face do you wear in the morning?

Look from the right angle, then from a left angle - the face changes from side view to front view
Front To Side View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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