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Frozen Fish Meal

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Frozen Fish Meal thanks to Keith Blake

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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