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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens to the which our wills are gardeners. - William Shakespeare

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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