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Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Patience is the only way you can endure the gray periods. - Teri Hatcher

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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