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Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

I do desire we may be better strangers. - William Shakespeare

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire. - Patti Smith

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. - Woody Allen

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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