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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The nearest to perfection most people ever come is when filling out an employment application. - Unknown

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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