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God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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