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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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