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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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