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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

No one has rosier glasses in hindsight than a successful person. - Trevor Hartl

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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