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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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