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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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