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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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