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Hardworking Wife

Does your wife thrive on cooking, cleaning and dusting?

Hardworking Wife thanks to Mike King

Secret to home vitality

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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