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Helping Hands

Some workers are short a few rungs on their ladder

Helping Hands thanks to Gregg Steele

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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