QuotaBillsMarry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman
Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur
The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley
How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney
Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk
Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes
All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde
There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor
He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard
To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman
Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell