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Holiday Hours thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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