Holiday Hours

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell