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Horse Follower

Just going along for the ride

Jethro suddenly realised his wife had fallen off her horse, which was quite a relief to him as an hour before he'd thought he'd gone deaf.

Horse Follower thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. - Jack Nicholson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus


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