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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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