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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale


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