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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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