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Ice Cream Burqa

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Beyond the Burqa

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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