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'Je ne give a pas' attitude toward higher education

IDONTGOTO University thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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