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'Je ne give a pas' attitude toward higher education

IDONTGOTO University thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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