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iPad For Sale

Looking for the cheapest iPad?

If you’re interested in getting an iPad, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are straight, not off the back of a truck. They’re from a canceled Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks. The numbers are limited - he has 20 iPads going for less than half price so it’s first come, first served. He has already sold one. Get back to me as quick as you can if you want one. Full spec as below.
iPad For Sale thanks to Mike King

I can get them through my brother-in-law - first come, first served

PS: The iPad2 comes with two of 'em!

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


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