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iPad For Sale

Looking for the cheapest iPad?

If you’re interested in getting an iPad, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are straight, not off the back of a truck. They’re from a canceled Hospital contract due to the Government cutbacks. The numbers are limited - he has 20 iPads going for less than half price so it’s first come, first served. He has already sold one. Get back to me as quick as you can if you want one. Full spec as below.
iPad For Sale thanks to Mike King

I can get them through my brother-in-law - first come, first served

PS: The iPad2 comes with two of 'em!

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Clarity trumps persuasion. - Flint McGlaughlin

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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