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A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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