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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle


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