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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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