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At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it; only what destroys it can be told. - Andre Gide

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten


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