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Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness is found in doing, not merely possessing. - Napoleon Hill

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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