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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. - Agnes Repplier

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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