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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner

I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube with a chainsaw looking for any likely candidate. - Jo Brand

The great human advances have not been brought about by mediocre men and women. They were brought about by distinctly uncommon people with vital sparks of leadership. - Herbert Hoover

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

All successful people, men and women, are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose. - Brian Tracy


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