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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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