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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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