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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau


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