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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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