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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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