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Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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