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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump


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