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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer


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