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Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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