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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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