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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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