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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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