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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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