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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


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