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Math Watch thanks to Keith Blake

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Come to the nerd side. We have Pi. - Unknown

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein


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