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Milkshake Desweetener

Wisse prefers a White Spot milkshake

Milkshake Desweetener thanks to Pepijn Boomsluiter

Mixing drinks at The Old Spaghetti Factory, Whistler, B.C.

Milkshake Desweetener thanks to Pepijn Boomsluiter

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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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