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Mirror Lake

Is this a fake mirror?

Mirror Lake thanks to Jim Serritella

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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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