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Mirror Lake

Is this a fake mirror?

Mirror Lake thanks to Jim Serritella

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol


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