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Mirror Shaking

Saying hello to yourself

Mirror Shaking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

This one's a real glassic!

Allen through the looking glass

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He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

What do I look like, an inferior decorator? - Archie Bunker

I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. - Jesse Jackson

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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