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Find a way or make one. - Admiral Peary

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

You have to find it. No one else can find it for you. - Bjorn Borg

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. - Mother Teresa

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. - Andre Gide

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

You wonder if I have it. I wonder where it is. Everybody wonders how I find it. - Unknown

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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