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Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates. - Archie Bunker

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. - Abraham Lincoln

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself. You will then find out how easy it is to get along. - Paramahansa Yogananda

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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