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I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

He who seeks to deceive will always find someone who will allow himself to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of the oxygen of publicity on which they depend. - Margaret Thatcher

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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