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The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

He who seeks to deceive will always find someone who will allow himself to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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