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Marry money. - Max Shulman

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room. - Archie Bunker

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - Dave Barry

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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