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Motherhood

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Motherhood thanks to Mike King

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Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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