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Mountain Iron Man

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Mountain Iron Man thanks to Keith Blake

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Sir Edmund Hillary

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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