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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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