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NAACP Cover Up

Was George Washington a racist?

NAACP Cover Up thanks to Mike King

NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) covers the George Washington bronze statue at the annual Martin Luther King Jr. Day rally (MLK Day) at the state house in Columbia, South Carolina on January 17, 2011. The 'box' was used to conceal the 'Father of His Country' from view so that participants would not be offended by his presence.

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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